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Buffalo Bills: Ten bad things not quite as bad as loss

September 14, 2018

Normally, after each week I like to recap the Buffalo Bills game but for the sake of everyone (including myself) I'll be very brief with that part this week. Here is how the game went. Ravens score. Ravens score. Ravens score. Ravens score. Ravens score. Ravens score. Ravens score. Bills score. Ravens score. I cry. The end result was Baltimore 47 - Buffalo 3.  

 

It was a massacre and it wasn't just the Bills who took a beating -- my liver did as well. The alcohol content in beer just wasn't enough to ease the pain of what my eyeballs were watching and so I danced with the devil known as Jack Daniels during the second half.

 

This was one of the ugliest games in recent memory and it left an empty feeling inside of me. I wanted to laugh so I came up with a list of ten things that watching this game was still worse than.

 

1) The Bills game was worse than how your hands feel after trying to catch a Josh Allen pass. 

 

2) The Bills game was worse than being stuck in an elevator with someone who hasn't showered in a week.


3) The Bills game was worse than being surrounded by a group of Patriots fans.

 

4) The Bills game was worse than the way Elsa was treated by her parents in the movie Frozen.

 

5) The Bills game was worse than the idea of carrying a kickoff specialist on your roster.

 

6) The Bills game was worse than when you think you have to fart but it turns out it's more than just a fart. 

 

7) The Bills game was worse than when your boss asks you to stay late on a Friday night to do something extra.

 

8) The Bills game was worse than Rex Ryan trying to play “this little piggy went to the market” with your feet.

 

9) The Bills game was worse than when my wife makes me watch the Real Housewives of New York.

 

10) The Bills game was worse than that time Doug Marrone went out for cigarettes in the middle of the night and never came back.

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